In the last months I have met a lot of adventurous people that consider hitchhiking a transportation medium. Honestly, I had never consider hitchhike anywhere before. In mainland Spain it’s not popular at all. But now I’m living in central Europe where hitchhiking is popular, safe and even encouraged by the government. Besides, I’m reading “Round Ireland with a fridge” which is about a guy that decides to hitchhike around the country with a big domestic appliance for fun. I was in the correct mindset and I wanted to give it a try: I was going to hitchhike somewhere just for the sake of doing it.
First of all I needed a place to go. My objective was to reach Salzburg in France, around 300km away from Würzburg. Hitchhiking in 2009 it’s a lot easier than 20 years ago because the technology make it easy for everybody. There are lots of pages on the Internet describing tips and tricks, what to do to get lifts, how to dress and the correct spots in each city to get lifts. I spend a couple of days researching all of this documentation. I also researched the best hitchhike route which meant going to Strasbourg via Stuttgart. I even prepared at home the sign I was going to use. Here it is.

Amateur hitchhiker sign
So I went to the best spot in Würzburg, the big gas station on the A3 highway. Once there I asked a couple what was the correct direction to go to Stuttgart. I was in the incorrect side so I needed to cross the highway. 20 minutes later I reached the correct big gas station. It looked perfect, with a huge rest area with lots people and a constant flow of cars entering the station.
So I started asking the people with a big smile in my face. The people smile me back happily but all of them rejected me. It was a huge failure. No one seemed to go to Stuttgart, all the people in the station was heading to Frankfurt. Once I finished asking all the people in the rest area one guy told me he was coming from Stuttgatt so I should be asking the people on the other side of the highway.
That was the reason! I went back to the gas station at the other side of the highway and I started asking the people with renovated energies. The reaction was the same, all the people was smiling me back but all of them were going to Munich. After some minutes a girl came to me and told me she was coming from Stuttgart so I should be on the other side of the highway.
I was screwed. There was not consensus! People were coming from Stuttgart from both directions!
It was a bad spot to get a ride to Stuttgart. I decided to change the plan. In the first station everybody seemed to go to Frankfurt so I decided to go to Frankfurt instead of Stuttgart and then figure out how to go to Strasbourg from Frankfurt. I went back to the first gas station and I prepared a new sign.

Semi-pro hitchhiker sign
There are important improvements over the first sign. It was difficult for the people to read the coloured bubble letters even at 2 meters of distance so I decided to draw clear black lines in this new version.
I was convinced that finding a ride to Frankfurt was going to be easy as cake this time. I started asking the people on the station, with a huge smile in my face. Most of the people give me back a smile but all of them rejected me. Some of them told me “Frankfurt? No, I’m heading to Stuttgart” so I answered “Stuttgart is fine also” while showing the original sign. This people were screw. This is a tip, if you don’t want to take a hitchhiker don’t say you are going to other place because the hitchhiker CAN also want to go there and you will feel really stupid telling him “NO” anyway.
After 20 minutes asking people I decided to change my strategy. I decided to be more emotional on the banner. I looked like a perfect hitchhiker and I was convinced I only needed to let the people feel sorry for me. The best way I could think was to let them think I was travelling in Europe and my home was far, far away. I drew a new sign.

Hitchhiker sign
Don’t ask my why did I draw the flower, maybe to give the impression I am a peaceful guy and I was not going to slaughter anybody. I turned around and I start people again. The third guy I asked gave me a lift. It took 15 seconds.
I founded the key. I was a hitchhiker!
The guy was actually heading to Belgium so I told him to drop me in Cologne instead of Frankfurt . I love it, I was changing the plans on the fly. I was not going to Strasbourg after all, my destiny was guiding me to Cologne. Once we got close to Cologne the guy drop me in a Gas Station. This was a novice error. Yes, I was in Cologne, but very far from downtown. No problem, we are in 2009 and I had technology support. I used Google Mapson my cell to locate a train station at walking distance. 20 minutes later I was in Cologne, in front of the biggest German cathedral. Wohoooo!